Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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