Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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