porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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