dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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