I hope mine doesn't look like that
that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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