I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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