Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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