the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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