Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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