Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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