either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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