wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize