that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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