He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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