why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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