HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
