Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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