Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We need to rekindle our bromance
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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