I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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