I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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