I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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