woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
