Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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