The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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