we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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