so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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