is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm both gender and math confused
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