it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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