He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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