yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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