can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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