is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Never underestimate the power of titties
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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