They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
When did angry sex become our thing?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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