There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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