When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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