Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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