Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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