I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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