when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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