Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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