google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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