Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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