What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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