Where did you get a picture of my penis
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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