So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Randomize
