she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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