Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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