Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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