do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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