They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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