after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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