I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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